Mermaid Jokes That Are Fin-Tastically Funny

Just a mermaid chasing good vibes 🌊

Seas the day, mermaid style

Life’s better under the sea

Mermaid hair, don’t care

Shell yeah, I’m a mermaid

Feeling fin-tastic today

Born to sparkle like a mermaid

Ocean air, mermaid flair

Keep calm and swim on

Salty hair, magical vibes

Mermaid mood activated

Living that sea life dream

Too glam to give a clam

Mermaid energy only

Stay salty, stay magical

Why don’t mermaids use social media? Too many trolls

Mermaid jokes always make a splash

Mermaids never lie, they just tail the truth

Why was the mermaid good at math? She knew her scales

Mermaids hate fast food, they prefer slow tides

A mermaid’s favorite music? Anything with good waves

Mermaids don’t gossip, they shell stories

Why did the mermaid blush? She saw the ocean’s bottom

Mermaids are great friends, they always sea you through

Why did the mermaid cross the sea? To get to the other tide

Mermaids never get lost, they follow the current

A mermaid’s workout? Fin-ness training

Mermaids love jokes with a splash of sass

Why are mermaids calm? They go with the flow

Mermaid humor is deep, like the ocean

You’re my favorite little mermaid

Mermaid hugs are full of sea magic

Sending you mermaid smiles

You make my heart swim

Mermaid kisses and ocean wishes

Stay sweet like a sea pearl

Mermaid dreams are made of glitter

You’re totally fin-credible

Mermaid love runs deep

Tiny tail, big magic

Mermaid giggles sound like waves

Swimming into happiness

You’re shore amazing

Mermaid joy is contagious

Keep shining, sea star

What do mermaids eat? Fish and ships

Mermaid school is always under the sea

Mermaids love shell-abrations

Why was the mermaid happy? She found her tail-mate

Mermaid jokes make kids giggle-fin

Mermaids always play fair and square waves

Mermaid bedtime stories are sea-riously fun

Mermaids never splash and tell

Mermaid friends stick together

Why did the mermaid smile? It was a good tide

Mermaid jokes are shore fun

Mermaids love fin-ishing homework early

Mermaid laughter echoes in shells

Mermaids swim into fun

Mermaid magic makes everything better

Fin happens

Shell yeah

Sea you later

Totally fin-tastic

Mermaid vibes only

Stay salty

Seas the fun

Ocean magic

Tail tales

Just keep swimming

Shell shocked

Wave hello

Sea-riously funny

Under the pun

Splash happy

Why don’t mermaids drive? No tail lights

Mermaid jokes always make waves

I tried dating a mermaid, but she ghosted me

Mermaids don’t need shoes, they have sole

Why was the mermaid calm? She knew the drill tide

Mermaid jokes are a shore thing

I asked a mermaid for advice, she said go with the flow

Mermaids never argue, they let things tide over

Mermaid humor runs deep

I met a smart mermaid, she was well-versed in sea-ence

Mermaid jokes never flounder

Mermaids love pun-derwater humor

Why was the mermaid late? Lost track of tide

Mermaid jokes are reel fun

That joke was a splash hit

You’re the fin to my heart

I’m hooked on you

Our love is deeper than the sea

You make my heart do backflips

Mermaid love is shore thing

I’d swim any ocean for you

You’re my favorite sea-cret

Love you to the coral reef and back

You’re my tide and joy

Mermaid kisses last forever

I’m totally fin-love with you

You make waves in my heart

Our love flows naturally

Mermaid romance is magical

You’re my happily ever after-sea

Mermaids don’t text, they shell-call

Mermaid jokes are bubbling with fun

I tried to race a mermaid, she fin-ished first

Mermaids laugh in wave patterns

Mermaid jokes make me gill-ty laugh

Mermaids don’t need umbrellas

Mermaid humor is off the scales

I told a mermaid a joke, she splashed laughing

Mermaids never skip leg day

Mermaid jokes are a splash party

Mermaids wink with sea-crets

Mermaid silliness is ocean approved

Mermaids laugh tide and loud

Mermaid jokes swim into smiles

That joke was shore-ly silly